Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
