this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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