I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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