Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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