I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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