Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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