i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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