PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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