That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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