Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i drank out of a bidet.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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