its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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