I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Rumble strips road head = magical
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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