you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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