I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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