That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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