How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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