I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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