Someone shit on the floor
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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