We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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