the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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