I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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