just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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