Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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