so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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