p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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