Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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