I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
3 2 1 whiskey
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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