i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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