Christians are straight up FREAKS
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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