You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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