We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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