You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
The ass gains better be worth it
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