We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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