Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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