Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize