I must be too annoying 4 u.
handjob tips. give me some.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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