plz talk dirty to me
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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