i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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