please come you make the beer taste better
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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