Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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