Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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