you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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