Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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