dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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