She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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