And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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