Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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