No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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