biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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