Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
there is glitter all over my balls
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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