ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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