just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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