She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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