i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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