ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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