Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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