Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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